There are dinosaurs in my office.
Yes.
Dinosaurs AND chameleons.
Chameleons.
In Washington DC.
Allegedly there was a lizard caught on a sticky ant trap. In the morning when it was found it was a snake, and then a salamander, and maybe probably a gecko.
By the time an angry note came out from our admin, it was a CHAMELEON.
So some of the rest of us put our heads together and came to the only reasonable conclusion.
It was a dinosaur.
An Iguanadon. Maybe a Velociraptor.
Someone heard it was a whole pack of Velociraptors!
All I know, is that I was glad to be on a plane to India the next week because my office is getting to be like Jurassic Fight Club.
In India all I had to worry about was people opening doors, eating fantastic food, living in the luxurious Leela Palace and not getting killed in traffic.
We'll over look the stray cows, dogs and monkeys. The sheep, goats, chickens, horses, mules, donkeys, pigs, 2 camels, 2 cobras and 1 kitty cat all wandering the city. But really, after fighting off the DC grown T-Rexes, I could handle the wild life of India.
Actually, I had a very lovely time in New Delhi and was able to visit the Taj Mahal in Agra.
I desperately wanted to see elephants, but didn't.
After 10 days I returned with the most horrid jetlag. It's been a week and I still feel like hell.
But we had birthday cake in the office yesterday, which was left out over night and I am waiting with a net trap for the stegosaurus to arrive to catch one.
I think I will give it to my coworker for her birthday. She turns 30 today.
Happy birthday you Star Trek loving, direct subscription emperess, honey badger.
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